Joke of the Week

I read this joke and I couldn’t stop laughing. I just had to share it with you.

Conversation between a maid and a visitor in a wealthy home
Maid: What would you like to have sir? Fruit Juice, Soda, Tea, Coffee, Cappuccino, Chocolate or Calypso?
Visitor: Tea please.
Maid: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, Indian tea, bush tea, ice tea or green tea?
Visitor: Cylon Tea please
Maid: How would you like to have it? Black or White?
Visitor: White please.
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Visitor: Milk please.
Maid: Goat Milk or Cow Milk?
Visitor: Cow Milk please
Maid: Friesland Cow or African Cow?
Visitor: Hmmm… I think I’ll just take Friesland Cow.
Maid: Would you want it with sweetener, honey or sugar?
Visitor: With Sugar please.
Maid: White, brown or yellow sugar.
Visitor: Oh my God! Forget about the tea. Just give me a glass of water
Maid: Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Visitor: Mineral water please
Maid: Flavoured or non flavoured?
Visitor: Infact, get me an empty glass!
Maid: Beer mug, champagne flute, wine glass, chalice, goblet or tumbler
Visitor: Abeg! I think I’ll just swallow my saliva. Which kyn wahala be this?

*Laughing my sexy ass off* No blame the Maid now. Too much money sef dey tire person.