What length will a woman go for LOVE, SEX and MONEY?

I visited a friend of mine who lives not so far from my house. I met her with a friend of hers. Okay, let me give them names so you’ll understand me well. (Oh! You think I’ll give you their real names? You wish), some of you know them. So, let’s say my friend’s name is Titi and the other lady is Funmi.
Like I was saying o, I got to Titi’s place and met Funmi telling Titi about a particular guy she just met. She couldn’t stop talking, even after I came in. Chai! The matter dey touch the girl heart no be small. Here is how much I heard
Funmi: He lasted just 10minutes!
Titi: Haaaa!
Funmi: The first time, I thought it was just anxiety. Then I told him to relax at the second time. It only made the matter worse. Ko ti e last 8minutes.
Titi: Mo gbe!
Funmi: Though, he gives me all I want o. but you know now…. Aah! How do I explain this one?
Then I just had to come in.
Me: *Clears throat* If I may ask, who are we talking about?
Titi: It’s this guy she just met o. The guy is… *clears throat*… You know now.
Funmi: Say it as it is jare. He is SEXUALLY WEAK!
Me: Ah! You don’t have to shout now. What if someone is at the door?
Funmi: Woo oti su mi (meaning: Look I am tired)
Me: (Jokingly) Hen… Maybe he needs Ajashe Pokipoki now.
Titi: Micheal has used countless bottles of Ajashe pokipoki. Nothing is happening.
Funmi: I have tried a lot of things o. I asked him if he has been watching porn movies, because I heard those things too cause it. He said no.
Me: Have you told him how bad you feel about this?
Funmi: Ah! No o! It will make him feel less of a man. I don’t want to hurt his feelings at all. He has been very nice to me. When I tried a lot of things and found out he was not going to improve, I started faking my orgasms, so that may be if he sees that, he might want to work harder on it to please me more. Anyway, he improved small, from 10minutes to say 20-25minutes. After then, he would lay like a log of wood, panting like someone that just ran 100meters race.
Me:* Laughing so hard* You don’t want to tell him. So why are you complaining?
Funmi: I just needed to say it jare.
Now, Funmi decided to fake her orgasm (lying to herself) because she wants her man to try more in bed. She wants the action to last longer. Her case is different from Sarah’s case.

Sarah’s boyfriend is a big time Casanova. He has toasted almost all her friends. The guy no dey shame at all. Sarah believes that she has to have sex with this stupid guy every time he asks for it, spend her money on him and feed him, so he would stop chasing skirts and focus more on her. She also fakes her orgasm most of the time to increase his self esteem. So, if he thinks she had four orgasms, she only had one. She believes, doing it this way will make him love her more and he will be more committed to her.
Personally I believe this girl is stupid. Your boyfriend is a Casanova and you don’t only have sex with him, but you fake orgasms to boost his self esteem as a man, you spend your money, time, energy and food. I had to pinch myself when I heard it. You want a Casanova to feel cooler about himself? So, that he can do shakara and carry more babes abi? You then turn yourself to a sex machine. Dot you get it? He doesn’t even love you! Why are you killing yourself?

The story of Bunmi is even more pathetic.
We used to be flat mates. She was seeing one rich guy. He comes over to the house, they argue over an issue, he beats her up, says he is sorry, sleeps with her and then takes her out. In my mind, I’m like “What the flip”! Bunmi comes back home feeling so cool her boyfriend took her shopping. She then shows off her new shoes and bags and in my mind I say Kini gbogbo rubbish yii? I tried talking to her about it one time and she almost stopped talking to me. Maybe she thought I was jealous or something sha. It happened every time. There was no day he came, they would not fight. It was like an aphrodisiac. After the fight he’ll declare his undying love for her again. After the whole action, they then go to shower together. Me? I would stay in my room hoping they don’t kill themselves. There was a time she got preggy and she aborted it without telling him she was even preggy. She fell ill and she got so thin. When she came back, I asked her what happened she said she had typhoid fever. Mtcheww…. I knew she was lying. That very day, her boyfriend came to beat her up again. Only God knows how he knew she was pregnant and she aborted it.
Boyfriend: Why did you do it?
Bunmi: Sorry!
Boyfriend: You took out my own baby. MY OWN BABY!
Bunmi: I’m sorry!
Boyfriend: So, you’re planning on leaving me abi? Are you planning to leave me?
Bunmi: Nooo!
Boyfriend: Did I tell you I dint have the resources to father my child?
Bunmi: Sorry!!
The fight lasted for almost 30minutes. After the fight she still went out with this guy to eat Nkwobi *smh*
Let me shock you. Bunmi is married to this Guy today. She has a baby boy already.
These things just get me thinking. Are we truly as stupid as men think we are? Or this is just greed? Is it Lonliness? We want the money, the sex and the love so bad, we don’t care if we are happy or not.
I think some women need to get their heads checked