The Grammar King

This man no go kill me with oyinbo o. This speech in particular is crazy. I couldn't stop laughing. Abeg.. laff with me.

Patrick Obahiagbon on Farida Waziri’s Removal

The vaudeville of ratiocinations as to why Farida Waziri was committed to Presidential hara-kiri is not of the moment to me hoc loco. It suffices for me to reiterate for the umpteenth time that for an serious pugilism towards cleansing the Augean stables and cesspool of corruption to succeed in Nigeria, our major anti-corruption armada-the EFCC- must per force be extricated from executive suzerainty which renders it susceptible to odoriferous and harum scarum paternalistic intervention. Save and until this is done in the mode of appointment of the anti-corruption czar, a guaranteed tenure and an unmanacled modus operandi, I dare posit that the fight itself suffers from an institutional thalidomide, abovo. Res Ipsa Loquitur.

Me sef.. I surprise when my computer no underline this thing. So these words truly exist? Chai!