Christmas is here again

Christmas is here again! People have started blinding me with the colour Red, White and some patches of Olive green. Television Stations sef no make i rest again. They have started their boring children request shows. I’m so tired of those Children Xmas Party Shows. “I want to make a request to my mummy and daddy, Mr and Mrs ….. I want to wish them Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Thank you”. Haaaa!!
I have been listening to orishirishi christmas carol. From Rock to Soul, from Soul to RnB, from RnB to Afrobeat. Christianity is sweet sha.
Ehen… Now that Christmas is here, chicken is now so expensive. I saw one white broiler in the market and asked for the price. Ask me how much the woman said it costs? She said “Take am 6000naira”. Ehn… 6000kini?! Na chicken I say I wan buy, no be goat o!
Even guys have also decided to be scarce. All my toasters have stopped calling me. Guys sha… If you don’t have money, wait till you have money before you toast now. After Christmas all of them will come back with one excuse or the other. You will hear “I lost my phone” or “I travelled to my village” or “My grandpa died” Your grandpa waited for Christmas abi?
I am officially telling all my toasters, I will show you pepper when you return… muhahahahaha *winch lafta*
To my sweethearts, my darlings, the only ones that have the keys to my blogging heart, my brothers, my sisters, my lovers and critics, my everything everything.
I am saying I love you. I love you with the love of Christ. Thank you for always reading my blog. To my regular commenters, Oluwaseunfunmi, Paul Omugbe, Ubong Udoh, Sugarlips, Oluwatofunmi, Stevenson, and others who decide to stay Anonymous, thank you for always commenting, I love you guys. To my silent visitors, thank you for always reading, I love you guys. Don’t always be silent visitors. Please post your comments too. They help me a lot.
My followers on twitter @DOP20 @lasgidi_boi @sisiyemmie @marapolsa @hardekhunley @gossipgirlee @segunobe @suitarena1 and so on. I love you guys. You are the best.
I am wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a Blissful New Year. Thank you for making my Cyber life colourful.

Here’s a sincere kiss from Me to You. Mwwwaaahhhh!!!!