Laughs... I'm sure you're wondering what your PENIS has got to do with your Finances. A lot! The Bigger it is, the fatter your Bank Account.
A big PENIS rubs off on Investors and all those you come in contact with. It will lead you to maximizing your performance. With a big PENIS you will feel in control and confident and you will perform at your best.
The question is, Can you improve upon your Finances? Luckily, the answer is a big YES. Anybody can improve upon his financial health. All you need is a Big PENIS.
You might be wondering, what i mean by a PENIS. Your PENIS is your PERSONALITY, EGO, NETWORK, IDEA and SCHEDULE.
Let me break a PENIS down for you.
PERSONALITY: It encompasses a person's relatively stable feelings, thoughts and behavioural patterns. Each of us have a unique personality that differentiates us from other people and understanding your personality gives you clues about how you are likely to act and feel in a variety of situations. We tend to become more socially dominant, more conscientious and more emotionally stable when we have a big personality. To have a big personality, you have to have five traits.
1. Openess 2. Conscientiousness 3. Extraversion 4. Agreeableness 5. Neuroticism(You cant be perfect can you?)
EGO: People act like Ego is a bad thing. If you have a Big Ego, you have a healthy self esteem. Ego is a person's idea of his or her own importance or value. People with big Egos usually have strong ambition and a huge desire to succeed. Havind a big ego does not make you egotistical. A big ego only means you have a developed level of self esteem.
Let me clarify this, Egotists are insecure people who are attempting to cover up their own suspicion that they are not quite as good as other people by pretending that they are more important. People with very high level of self esteem do not need to determine their self worth by comparing themselves, either publicly or in their own minds with others. Your self esteem makes you know what you're worth in the "Money Market".
NETWORK: When you network, you give and you receive. Just by getting yourself out there and connecting with people you are moving your career forward. You are taling a step towards improving your financial value. You gain more information with others. The more information you have, the more power you have. Networking helps expand your knowledge about where you want to grow and puts you in the position to help others. With networking, you also find new leads, new ideas and new approaches that you didin't think of before. You are also sure to make great business contacts and connections.If you network a lot and you are good at it, you might make a great reputation for being a person people want to talk to and get to know. This will allow you to grow. Getting people on your side is like word of mouth advertising. These people will help spread good information about you and what your business ideas.
IDEA: You should have an idea of your business, looking at where you are now, where you want to be by a given date and how you intend to get there. So many businesses fail because they dont have a clear idea, strategy and objective. Writing a business plan forces you to address the details of your own business proposal and clarify exactly what you have to do to make it a reality. Any shortcoming or potential problem will soon become obvious if you take time to look at your business ides objectively. This way, you make your mistakes on paper rather than reality. It gives you a sense of direction and an action plan.
SCHEDULE: Without effective time management, there can be no effective resource and financial management. An organised schedule can bring you the main objective that you want in your career... a sustained income. A well organised schedule is very advantageous in terms of helping you to become the overview of the most important tasks that need your full attention and to accomplish first things first. It helps you stay away from major distractions that could affect your performance. Organising your business schedule even with little breaks is not a bad idea. It could help you to work well and rejuvenate your mind with the activities that gain most of your interest. Work to live, don't live to work. This must be the best thing you must set in you mind from the very start. My man relaxes on thursdays and he spends it with me *wicked smile*.... Don't get jealous, try it too.
A big PENIS helps drive business results. It is the element of financial success. It is a strong supporting factor in determining whether you can achieve your financial objectives or not.
So who likes a Big PENIS?...... I do. *Shrugs*


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ReplyDeleteMs Kemi please do tell how big is your PENIS.
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